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You've been known to serve a mean afternoon cuppa 'n' cupcake, but teatime is about to get a whole lot meaner with Trixie Delicious' vandalized vintage crockery.

Feeling totally peeved at your Mother's flirtations with the gardener? Well, she'll definitely be eating her tart from a 'Slut' plate! Got a sneaking suspicion about your 'straight' brother's fey ways? Watch him blush as you serve his cream bun on the 'Poofta' plate! Or what about your best friend's trailer trash boyfriend? Yep, the 'Mutant' plate is all his. Or would the 'Hillbilly' one be better?

The options are endless - 'Vicious' teacups, 'Wino' plates, 'Fuckwit' china... there's even a 'Harlot' teapot.

Well, if you're going to dish out teatime insults, you might as well do it in style!

Good for you if you suffer from passive aggression.

Good for the environment as each Trixie Delicious item is recycled from flea-market vintage finds and transformed (to a soundtrack of Goldfrapp, Blondie and T-Rex) into collectable pieces of usable art. They are totally food safe as they've been painted with non-toxic ceramic paint but if you'd rather adorn your walls with them, they come with hangers for display. Either way....we love them!

Price Trixie Delicious Vandalised Vintage Plates from US$15 Vintage Cups & Saucers US$65 Plate Sets US$125

Buy Online at www.etsy.com/shop
(8-14 days delivery time from New Zealand to most destinations.)

Contact www.trixiedelicious.com